A month or so ago, someone gave Boyfriend a purple carrot. Yeah, I didn't know such a thing existed, either.
Of course, I got really excited thinking about the strange and exotic Culinary Makeup this purple carrot would paint on Mario.
We gave Mario the purple carrot which he promptly treated as if it was of the mundane orange variety.
He even took a short break and tried to incubate the thing.
And at the end of all that. This is all that was left of the purple carrot:
I know. I was highly disappointed, too.